T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more? Good we won't... Except that if you need someone over here, Right Now- put this shirt on first.

Alternatively, I one time told my dog to come here at a gas station in Palm Desert and some random dude with a white nose followed me over and tried to climb in the front seat. It was really really weird! So maybe you don't always need to say come here, since my dog could have just read my shirt and avoided the entire ordeal!

Available in S, M, L, XL, XXL.